07-25-2009, 12:57 AM
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Re: [RS][NL] 2006 Bangbus Episodes
October 25, 2006
Last week we picked up this Hialeah Hood Girl named Isabell. It started like any regular bus. You know how we do it; we comb the streets looking for the best street pussy around! So ya, we find this chick. She's a little hottie. She has a nice ass, sweet tits, and a cute little face. Oh ya, she was giving away two kittens! So I'm giving this girl my usual let me interview you crap. She's giving me the old can you take my smelly kittens off my hands because I don't want them anymore routine. Where both trying to pitch an idea to each other. It got a bit confusing. I decided to tell her that I'd buy the kittens off her. That's when her eye's lit up. She was all ears when she heard about the money. I'm guessing that guy's in Hialeah aren't that generous. The girls in that hood probably get bitch slapped constantly. Anyway, so I told her that I'd give her additional money if she would let me ask her a few questions about her. Two minutes later she was in the van. Like my boy Jmac says, "GOT UM!" So we learned about her boring life a little and then I started hitting her up with the real questions: How longs it been? You got a boyfriend? Can my white boy friend here perform anal on you in three different positions? You know, the usual. So she volunteered that she had never been with a white boy before. I would tell you who the guy was but I've forgotten his name at the moment. He did a good job. He fucked her so good she was screaming all kinds of Cuban shit. By the way this girl was Cuban. So ya she really enjoyed it. She give good head too. I told AL-B that right after they came on her to take the box that the cats came in and pretend like he threw the cats away in the everglades. You should have seen this girl jump out of the van to save the cats. Before she realized that the cats were in the van she was already eating our dust. Another helpless Hialeah Chick in the bag! DO UM DIRT!
Madison and JS
November 1, 2006
Allright fellas time for another bangbus! Before I forget, if you wanna ditch your girlfriend on the bus, please don't send more than one e-mail. We have gotten an overwhelming amount of e-mails for that scenario, ever since Nick ditched his girlfriend on the bus. This week JS is going to be ditching his girl on the bus.You know how we do. Anyway this girl Madison is hot! She has a nice ass and lucious tits. You should have seen this girl go on about how she loved her man and how they are going to get married one day. This girl really needed this wake up call. How could you be with someone and not know that they hate your guts and would go out of their way to ditch you in front of the whole world to see you get ditched. To all my female fans "wake up", guys are assholes. You better know who you're going to bed with. To all my guy fans: as long as these girls are clueless enough to come on the bus, I'll keep on doing it. So let's jump to the sex. This girl could really fuck, I can tell you that much. She sucked him hard, then rode him hard, and then he came all over her face. The drop off is a classic (watch the trailer for visual confirmation). Anyway, enjoy the flick fellas! –Sanchez
November 8, 2006
Dam it's good to have a real porn star on the bus. That shit hardly ever happens. As a special treat to my fans I got you guy's Nautica Thorn on the mutha fuckin bus. This little Asian chick is hot as fuck as you all know. Nauticas a cool ass chick too. She has the bomb personality and thats what makes her hot. So Al-B is in shock. This kids drooling all over her and shit. Every time Nautica speaks to him he just babbles some stupidity. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: "I NEED A NEW DRIVER!!!" Alright, enough about how much Al-B sucks. Back to how hot Nautica is. This girls got nice tits. a luscious ass, caramel skin, and a loud ass mouth. I love that in a girl! So we're driving along trying to find some guy for Nautica to fuck. Al-B spotted a bum and suggested Nautica fuck him. IDIOT! So then we spot this kid waiting in a park for his friends. We drove up and asked him point blank if he would be willing to fuck Nautica on camera. The kid was scared at first then he came to his senses and hoped on. He did an O.K. job. Nautica says he fucked her real good. Doggy, Mish, you name it. Nautica gave an amazing blowjob to say the least. So afterward I pretended I threw his wallet out of the car. He was all pist and stormed out to get it. That's when it happened. DUST ALL UP IN HIS FACE! See you later loser! At least you got some pussy out of the deal!-DIRT.
November 15, 2006
I'm always talking about this trailer park that UG's and I used to hit up. It's full of trailer park chicks. They're all chain-smoking strippers. Well not all of them. The girl we met was. She didn't chain smoke but she was a stripper. I'll tell you what I remember about Grace. It was a cool, sunny afternoon. We wanted to score some pussy. By we, I mean Blumkin, Al-B, and myself. In the distance I spotted a skinny white girl. Her hair was blowing in the wind. The smell of anal was in the air. Her curvaceous ass giggled in the distance. She seemed easy going and easily led. Her eye's told me she lived a rough trailer park life. I asked her if she wanted to make some money talking to me for my documentary. She put up a little fight then hoped on. I was right. She was very outgoing and we learned a lot about life in the trailer park. We also learned a lot about how good she can suck a dick. She did suck a mean dick I'll tell you that much. She could ride a dick too. Like a pro despite being an amateur (Stripping doesn't count). Any who, so ya Blumkin hit it. All angles baby! I filmed it as usual, Al-B as usual almost killed us cause he kept looking back at the sex. WORTST DRIVER EVER! So ya, it was pretty cool. All in all one for the books. OH before i forget. We successfully pulled off and operation shine box (The bus went left, Blumkin ran right. We met up on the other side of the block). Funny thing is she left her shoes and purse in the car. That asphalt must have been burning as she walked all the way back to the trailer park (ten miles or so). Does the fact that I find this hilarious make me a bad person? –DIRT
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